First one is obviously Light Beer

Egg plant

Palm Pilot

Ipod

Dr. Pepper

Whole milk

Assaulted peanut

Baseball bat

Pool table

The one below is tough,

but the yellow answer is there.

Dandelion

Card shark

Tap dancers

King of Pop

Nightmare

Gator Ade

Thanks Ann and Roger for sending this along.

Why did the police arrest the cookies?

Because they were crumby.

Thanks for telling me that Raf,

and congrats on your first half year in sales management.

Hope the CD you are mixing for your rapper friend

yields you guys a lot of royalties now that there is a record contract.

Dad.

Spectator's life saved by tree:

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