Best E-mails of the Week 7/10/01

Here's the best from this past week!

UNIQUE THOUGHTS
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> > How Do You Catch A Unique Rabbit?
> > Unique Up On It.
> >
> > How Do You Catch A Tame Rabbit?
> > Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
> >
> > How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
> > They Take The Psycho Path.
> >
> > How Do You Get Holy Water?
> > You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
> >
> > What Do Fish Say When They Hit A Concrete Wall?
> > Dam!
> >
> > What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice Too
> > Long?
> > Polaroids.
> >
> > What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn't Work?
> > A Stick.
> >
> > What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
> > Nacho Cheese.
> >
> > What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
> > Subordinate Clauses.
> >
> > What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
> > Quatro Sinko.
> >
> > What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow?
> > Spoiled Milk.
> >
> > What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman With A
> > Vampire?
> > Frostbite.
> >
> > What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
> > A Nervous Wreck.

> > Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
> > Because It Scares The Dog.
> >
> > What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
> > Sanka.
> >
> > What Is The Difference Between A Harley And A
> > Hoover?
> > The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
> >
> > Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
> > Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
> >
> > How Are A Texas Tornado And A Tennessee Divorce The
> > Same?
> > Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer.
> >

Here are 2 funny pictures:

Subject: LEARNING CHINESE


> > That's not right: Sum Ting Wong

> > Are you harboring a fugitive?: Hu Yu Hai Ding?

> > See me ASAP: Kum Hia Nao

> > Stupid Man: Dum Gai

> > Small Horse: Tai Ni Po Ni

> > Did you go to the beach?: Wai Yu So Tan?

> > I bumped into a coffee table: Ai Bang Mai Ni

> > I think you need a face lift: Chin Tu Fat

> > It's very dark in here: Wai So Dim?

> > I thought you were on a diet: Wai Yu Mun Ching?

> > This is a tow away zone: No Pah King

> > Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena?: Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

> > You are not very bright: Yu So Dum

> > I got this for free: Ai No Pei

> > Please stay a while longer: Wai Go Nao?

> > Our meeting was scheduled for next week: Wai Yu Kum Nao?

> > They have arrived: Hia Dei Kum

> > Stay out of sight: Lei Lo

> > He's cleaning his automobile: Wa Shing Ka

> > Your body odor is offensive: Yu Stin Ki Pu





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