Best E-mails of the Week 6/16/01

This week's best has three pictures, inserted and attached:

First is Redneck Horseshoes:

Next is Mary's brother Jerry's condo - middle of 3 towers right?

SHE WAS SO BLONDE THAT SHE......
>>
>> > 1. Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.
>> > 2. Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a
>> > slope.
>> > 3. Can't work in a pharmacy because the bottles won't fit into the
>> > typewriter.
>> > 4. Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the
>>box said "2 to 4 years".
>> > 5. Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.
>> > 6. Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.
>> > 7. When asked what the capital of California was, she answered "C."
>> > 8. Baked a turkey for 5 days because the instructions said 1 hour per
>>pound and she weighed 125.
>> > 9. Can't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those
>>little packets.
>> > 10. Hates M&M's because they are so hard to peel.
>> > 11. Got hurt while raking leaves; fell out of the tree.
>> > 12. Changes the baby's diaper only once a month because the label said
>>"good up to 20 pounds."

Here is a picture showing that Nike has gone too far this time:

Watch him come back from 9 strokes down to win in Oklahoma!



The first person to email back the name of a song with a reference
to Connecticut or a Connecticut city will get a preview answer.

Mr. PeterJ