Best E-mails of the Week 4/08/01

Greetings!
Here are a few more than usual.
No one expects you to go through them all.
Real slogans found on T-shirts:
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> >1. Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam. (seen on Cape Cod)
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> >2. That's It! I'm Calling Grandma! (seen on an 8 year old)
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> >3. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up.
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> >4. Procrastinate Now.
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> >5. Rehab Is for Quitters.
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> >6. My Dog Can Lick Anyone.
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> >7. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want Fries With That?
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> >8. Party - My Crib - Two A.M. (on an infant t-shirt)
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> >9. Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since 15.
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> >10. ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING.
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> >11. West Virginia: One Million People, and 15 last names.
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> >12. FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software.
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> >13. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I'VE GOT A GUN.
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> >14. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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> >15. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
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> >16. STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!
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> >17. POOR SPELLERS OF THE WORLD- UNTIE!
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> >18. MOOSEHEAD: A great beer and a new experience for a moose.
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> >19. They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.
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> >20. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
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> >21. Time's fun when you're having flies.......Kermit the Frog.
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> >22. POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN .... Cops have nothing to go on.
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> >23. FOR SALE: Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.
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> >24. Heck is where people go who don't believe in Gosh.
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> >25. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up a thousand times
> >the memory.
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> >26. The Meek shall inherit the earth....after we're through with it.
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> >27. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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> >28. Ham & Eggs - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a
> >pig.
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> >29. WELCOME TO KENTUCKY - Set your watch back 20 years.
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> >30. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
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> >31. If there is no God, who pops up the next kleenex?
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> >32. Suicidal Twin Kills Sister By Mistake
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> >33. The original point-and-click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
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> >34. MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO SHREDDED WHEAT.
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> >35. Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble a bit.
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> >36. Computer programmers know how to use their hardware.
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> >37. MOP AND GLOW - Floor wax used by Three-Mile-Island cleanup team.
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> >38. NyQuil -The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning
> medicine.
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> >39. Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
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> >40. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he
> was God, and I didn't.

Have you seen this girl's father?

Divorced Barbie
Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realized that it
was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove
to the mall, ran to the toy store, and said to the shop assistant, "How
much is that Barbie in the window?"
In a condescending manner, she said, "Which Barbie? We have Barbie
Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes
Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes
Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."
Ralph ased, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others
are only $19.95?"
"That's obvious," the sales lady said. "Divorced Barbie comes with
Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, and Ken's furniture."

This is a neat web site about an earthquake rose pattern
Earthquake As Artist --- Photos from Gaelic Wolf Consulting

Here is the Movement magazine article with Ann Tavino interviewing Monkee Mickey Dolenz. As a real estate developer, I know every word to my anthem Pleasant Valley Sunday -"All the houses lined up in a row, and no one seems to care - here in status symbol land"
MOVEMENT MAGAZINE.COM curent issue /music/Monkees
or
http://movementmagazine.com/01.01/frames_features_monkees.htm

Here's the picture "Caught"

Here is the Last Page on the Internet:
http://www.shibumi.org/eoti.htm

And the old Camera favorite that caused my computer to shut down but hopefully not yours. (Download Sony webcam) (Not avialable on web site.)

Pedro