Best E-mails of the Week 12/19/04.  

 

 

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree:


the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.


--Burton Hillis

 

 

 

Here is a holiday card for you

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Christmas Songs for the Mentally Challenged
 

 SCHIZOPHRENIA
 Do you Hear What I Hear?


 
MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER
We Three Queens Disoriented Are


 
DEMENTIA
I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas
 


NARCISSISTIC
Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

 
 
MANIC
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and
Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and
Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and.....


 
PARANOID
Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.


 
PERSONALITY DISORDER
You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout,
Maybe I'll tell you Why.


 
DEPRESSION
Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely.


 
OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock.........
....(better start again)


 
PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY
On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me
(and then took it all away).


 
BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER
Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.....................


 

I went to two nice talks this week.

The first was about Christmas in Italy, Buon Natale!

Besides getting a great recipe for ricotta cheese with warm honey on it served easily as a dessert, we learned that Saint Francis was the first to make a nativity scene in 1250AD in Assisi. There it is called Il presepio. 

Everyone in Italy used to prepare these manger scenes, often to show off to their friends.  Modern Italians would actually make a diorama out of an old TV set, by placing the crèche inside.

Caroling shepherds called Zampognari dressed in sheepskin come down from the mountains to serenade the town folk, and Alpine skiers called Sciatori with torches put on quite a show.

The second talk was about the three wise men in art. Of course we all know their names were Gaspar, Melchior, and Balthazar. It was amazing to watch their evolution through the ages. 

So all this talk inspired me to take on a nativity scene project. That's why I went out and purchased outdoor figurines as an early Christmas present for mom and dad that' I'll give to them today.

Raf and I made a nice oak manger to cover the statues.

What a nice feeling to make a Christmas present instead of giving a gift certificate!

 

It will look better when we cover it with evergreen branches!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Interesting and inspiring facts about those who honor those who served and fell unknown...
 

 

This is really an awesome sight to watch.  Very fascinating.

   Tomb of the  Unknown Soldier


      

1.  How many steps does the guard take during his walk across the 


tomb  of the Unknowns and why?  


  
         21 steps. It alludes to the twenty-one gun salute, which is the

  
 highest honor given any military or foreign  dignitary.

  


 


 

2. How long does he hesitate after his about face to begin his
return walk and why?

  
        21 seconds for the same reason as answer number 1


 



  


3. Why are his gloves wet?
  
       
 His gloves are moistened to prevent his losing his grip on the  rifle.


 


 


 



 
4. Does he carry his rifle on the same shoulder all the time


and if not, why not?
  
        He carries the rifle on the shoulder away from the tomb.


After his  march across the path, he executes an about face


 and moves the rifle to the outside shoulder.


  


5. How often are the guards changed?
  
       Guards are changed every thirty minutes,


twenty-four hours a day, 365 days a year.


 


 


 




6. What are the physical traits of the guard limited to?
  
       For a person to apply for guard duty at the tomb, he must be

 
between 5' 10" and 6' 2" tall and his waist size cannot exceed 30."  Other


requirements of the Guard: They must commit 2 years of life to guard the


tomb, live in a barracks under the tomb, and cannot drink any alcohol on


or off duty for the rest of their lives. They cannot swear in public for the


rest of their lives and  cannot disgrace the uniform {fighting} or the tomb in


any way. After two years, the guard is given a wreath pin that is worn on


their lapel signifying they served as guard of the tomb. There are only


400 presently worn. The guard must obey these rules for the rest of their

 
lives or give up the wreath pin.
  
        The shoes are specially made with very thick soles to keep the heat


 and cold from their feet. There are metal heel plates that extend to the


 top of the shoe in order to make the loud click as they come to a halt

.
 There are no wrinkles, folds or lint on the uniform. Guards dress for duty

 
 in front of a full-length mirror.
  
        The first six months of duty a guard cannot talk to anyone, nor


watch TV.  All off duty time is spent studying the 175 notable people laid


to rest in Arlington National Cemetery. A guard must memorize who they are


and where they are interred. Among the notables are: President Taft, Joe

 
E. Louis {the boxer} and Medal of Honor winner Audie Murphy, {the most


decorated soldier of WWII} of Hollywood fame.
  
        Every guard spends five hours a day getting his uniforms ready for


guard duty.


 
 
   
ETERNAL REST GRANT THEM O LORD, AND LET PERPETUAL LIGHT SHINE UPON THEM.  
   
        In 2003 as Hurricane Isabelle was approaching  Washington,  DC, our

 
US Senate/House took 2 days off with anticipation of the storm. On the ABC

  
 evening news, it was  reported that because of the dangers from the

 
 hurricane, the military  members assigned the duty of guarding the Tomb of

  
 the Unknown Soldier were given permission to suspend the assignment. They

 
 respectfully declined the offer, "No way, Sir!"  Soaked to the skin,

  
 marching in the pelting  rain of a tropical storm, they said that guarding

 
 the Tomb was not just an  assignment, it was the highest honor that can be

 
 afforded to a serviceperson. The tomb has been patrolled continuously,

 
 24/7, since 1930.  
   
         I don't usually suggest that many emails be forwarded, but I'd be

 
 very proud if this one reached as many as possible. We can be very proud

 
of our young men and women in the service no matter where they serve.
 
     

God Bless and keep them.

 


 

  



 

 

 

 

 

 

Pete   

 

 

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