and it is all your fault
because you told Santa
you had been good this year.
Holiday
Dieting Tips
01. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
02. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, they cancel each other out.
03. When eating with someone else, calories don't count if you both eat the same amount.
04. Foods used for medicinal purposes have NO calories. This includes any Chocolate used for energy, Brandy, Sara Lee Cheesecakes (eaten whole), and Hagen-Daaz Ice Cream.
05. Movie-related foods are much lower in calories simply because they are part of the entertainment experience and not part of one's personal fuel. This includes Milk Duds, Popcorn (with extra butter), Junior Mints, Snickers and Gummi Bears.
06. Cookie pieces have NO calories because the process of breakage causes calorie leakage.
07. If you eat off of someone else's plate, it doesn't count. (The calories are theirs!)
08. If you eat standing up, the calories go straight to your feet and get walked off faster.
09. Food eaten at Christmas parties has no calories courtesy of Santa.
10. STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards! So indulge and enjoy!
Here's a nice holiday card. Keep your sound on.
http://holidays.blastcomm.com/
Another illusion:
Considering buildings, here is the new world trade center.
This is a picture of the locker room where I swim.
I took it with my cell phone camera.
Why I was allowed to take pictures in a locker room is beyond me.
If someone took my picture here, I would be pretty upset.
Friday's NYTimes editorial about this is right.
We need some supervision of these cameras.
On the lighter side,
I suggest they install secret video surveillance cameras in the women's locker room
to be sure no one is taking pictures there.
I'm even willing to monitor the surveillance cameras myself!
Just doing my part to help.
Here's a joke. Or kinda like a joke. There's this kid whose name is Fantastic. Okay? Have you ever heard the phrase: Trip the light fantastic? Well this kid is always tripping over things, okay? And one day his friend says. Wait. There's a big light that you can trip on okay? So yaknow like his friend says "Trip the light, Fantastic." Get it? Trip the light Fantastic. Isn't that so cool? . What? You don't get it? Well that's cause you're stupid. He says Trip the light Fantastic like the Phrase. Jeees. Are you dense or what??
Here's another unusual site:
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/
Golf Pro Greg
Norman's Yacht
Greg Norman, "The Shark", recently took delivery of his new toy, named "Aussie
Rules", which he helped design. At 228 feet in length, it's the world's largest
aluminum and composite private yacht.
He had it built for only $70 million dollars.
Here's one of the rooms inside.
Hi., Pete!
Forgot to tell you that I have laughed very loudly when I read on your best
email site - this Raf-camera-e-bay-selling-text you wrote! This was SO
funny!
;))))))))))
And actually somehow showed what a great and caring Dad you are ...
That's why I wrote it .....
Pete
Just a reminder:
Compliments to the editor will always result in getting your message published.
Pete
PS: We got him.
As Matt Drudge says:
Ace in the hole.
