Best E-mails of the Week Dec 12, 2005 

 

Have you seen the Tux Factory web site?


Kids just love it!

tux-noel_overlord59_tux.png

tux-noel

http://tux.crystalxp.net/

 

 

eBay ad for ex-Philadelphia Eagles Football player Tereil Owens, in case anyone wants him.

 

 

 

 

 

Subject: Fw:   New Yorkers in action

Toll Booth Accident -

Both must have been typical New Yorkers, one more in a hurry than the next one......   

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here's our house before we got plowed out this week.
 

 

The view from our patio door.

 

 

 

Ogre to Slay? Outsource It to Chinese

Published: December 9, 2005

FUZHOU, China - One of China's newest factories operates here in the basement of an old warehouse. Posters of World of Warcraft and Magic Land hang above a corps of young people glued to their computer screens, pounding away at their keyboards in the latest hustle for money.

Natalie Behring for The New York Times

Young Chinese men playing video games in an online-gaming center, one of hundreds that take fees to help players reach higher levels.

Multimedia

 Farming for Virtual Gold

Natalie Behring for The New York Times

Workers have strict quotas and are supervised by bosses who equip them with computers, software and Internet connections to thrash online trolls, gnomes and ogres.

The people working at this clandestine locale are "gold farmers." Every day, in 12-hour shifts, they "play" computer games by killing onscreen monsters and winning battles, harvesting artificial gold coins and other virtual goods as rewards that, as it turns out, can be transformed into real cash.

That is because, from Seoul to San Francisco, affluent online gamers who lack the time and patience to work their way up to the higher levels of gamedom are willing to pay the young Chinese here to play the early rounds for them.

"For 12 hours a day, 7 days a week, my colleagues and I are killing monsters," said a 23-year-old gamer who works here in this makeshift factory and goes by the online code name Wandering. "I make about $250 a month, which is pretty good compared with the other jobs I've had. And I can play games all day."...

So our deficit spending is under control enough that we have extra money to pay the Chinese to play the boring parts of our games! 

How pathetic really.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here are Herb and Shelly who, with Susan and I performed the play LUV by Murray Schisgal

at our local library to an audience of about 60.  It was a lot of fun, but acting is not for me.

As Fred Allen once said: "You can take all the sincerety in Hollywood, fit it into a flea's navel,

and still have room for six carroway seeds and an agent's heart."

 

 

 

Here are some Thanksgiving pictures Gerry took

Mom Florence, Roxie and Sherry prepare the turkey.

 

Chuck and Wilfred at Chuck and Mary's.

 

Lyle and his GTX

 

 

Everyone has been asking me to write down what I discuss with all the college students I meet.

I asked Richard how much tuition, room and board was at his university.

He said it totals $40,000 per year.

And how many weeks are in a semester? 14 plus finals.

So the 40,000 divided by 28= $1428 per week.

How many hours of class do you have a day? 3 or 4.

Say 4 for 20 hours a week.

So $1428/20 = $71.43 per hour.

Actually classes are just 50 minutes, not 60 minutes, so it costs $85.70 per hour.

"You know" I say "Your parents have to earn about $129 so that after taxes and social security they take home 2/3 or $85.70" since tuition and fees are not tax deductible."

Why don't you just go to movies all the time? At 8.75 for a two hour movie, that's only $4.38 per hour versus $85.70.

You never miss a class with a hangover do you? They're not paying that kind of money for you to skip class are they?

Uh no Uncle Pete. I have a 3.6 grade point average.

Oh I say "then your parents are making a good investment"

I'm glad you are responsible with the $129/60 = $2.14 per minute it costs them to seat you in each of your classes.                      :)

Pete

 

Back to the Best E-mails Home Page