A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.  

Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.  

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.  

Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.  

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.  

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.  

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.  

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?  

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.  

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.  

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.  

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)  

Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.  

In democracy your vote counts. 

In feudalism your count votes.  

She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.  

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.  

If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.  

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.  

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.  

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.  

Local Area Network in  Australia  - the LAN down under.  

Every calendar's days are numbered.  

A lot of money is tainted - Taint yours and taint mine.  

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.  

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.  

A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.  

Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.  

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.  

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.  

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

Nice lunch at the Stamford Country Club

(Werner Wolf, not shown, is seated to the right)

Gib's 90th birthday party.