Our
guest host this week is Mary's sister Sue.
Hi,
Manfred, dad and I have had a great
visit this week, and an especially wonderful Thanksgiving with family.
Food was scrumptious as we would
expect from Mary and Pete!
Sue
Here I am with my sister Mary!
For those who like language --- Really Bad Puns . . .
>>
>> -- those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
>> -- A backward poet writes inverse.
>> -- A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
>> -- Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
>> -- Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
>> -- Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
>> -- A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
>> -- A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
>> -- Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
>> -- Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
>> -- Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
>> -- Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
>> -- When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
>> -- A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
>> -- What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)
>> -- Time flies like an arrow Fruit flies like a banana.
>> -- In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
>> -- She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
>> -- A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
>> -- If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
>> -- With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
>> -- When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
>> -- The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
>> -- You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
>> -- Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
>> -- He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
>> -- Every calendar's days are numbered.
>> -- A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.
>> -- A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
>> -- He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
>> -- A plateau is a high form of flattery.
>> -- A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at
>> large.
>> -- Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
>> -- Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
>> -- Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
>> -- Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
>> -- Acupuncture is a jab well done
>>
Manfred and my dad walking on the nature trail behind Mary and Pete's house.
I took this picture on Thanksgiving Day. The guys were
able to come home for a Thanksgiving Feast.
Sue