Best E-mails of the Week 11/28/04.   

 

Our guest host this week is Mary's sister Sue.

Hi,

 

Manfred, dad and I have had a great visit this week, and an especially wonderful Thanksgiving with family. 

Food was scrumptious as we would expect from Mary and Pete!

 

Sue

 

Here I am with my sister Mary!

 

For those who like language --- Really Bad Puns . . .
>>
>>   -- those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
>>   -- A backward poet writes inverse.
>>   -- A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
>>   -- Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
>>   -- Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
>>   -- Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
>>   -- A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
>>   -- A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
>>   -- Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
>>   -- Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
>>   -- Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
>>   -- Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
>>   -- When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
>>   -- A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
>>   -- What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)
>>   -- Time flies like an arrow Fruit flies like a banana.
>>   -- In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
>>   -- She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
>>   -- A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
>>   -- If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
>>   -- With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
>>   -- When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
>>   -- The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
>>   -- You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
>>   -- Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
>>   -- He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
>>   -- Every calendar's days are numbered.
>>   -- A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.
>>   -- A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
>>   -- He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
>>   -- A plateau is a high form of flattery.
>>   -- A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at
>> large.
>>   -- Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
>>   -- Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
>>   -- Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
>>   -- Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
>>   -- Acupuncture is a jab well done
>>

Manfred and my dad walking on the nature trail behind Mary and Pete's house.

 

I took this picture on Thanksgiving Day.  The guys were able to come home for a Thanksgiving Feast.

 

 

Sue 

 

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