Let's say it's 6:15 p.m. and you're driving home
 (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the
 job. You're really tired, upset and frustrated.
Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in
 your chest that starts to radiate out into your arm and up
 into your jaw.  You are only about five miles from the
 hospital nearest your home;  unfortunately you don't
 know if you'll be able to make it that far. What
can you do? You've been trained in CPR but the guy that
 taught the course neglected to tell you how to perform
it on yourself.
 Since many people are alone when they
 suffer a heart attack, this article seemed to be
 in order.
 Without help, the person whose heart stops
 beating properly and who begins to feel faint, has only about
 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However,
these victims can help themselves by coughing
 repeatedly and very vigorously.
 A deep breath should be  taken before each cough.

The cough must be deep and
 prolonged, as when  producing sputum from deep inside
the chest. And a cough must be repeated
 about every 2  seconds without let up until help arrives, or until
 the heart is felt to be beating normally again.
 Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing
 movements squeeze the heart and keep the
 blood  circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also
helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart
 attack victims can get to a  hospital.
 

BEWARE!!
> > > > > FYI, Just In Time For The Holidays: Those cute little electronic
> > > > > greeting cards you occasionally get from friends may be a real
> > problem.
> > > > >
> > > > > The ones I'm speaking of are those where there's a link that says
> > > > > "[Some Name] has sent you a greeting card. Go here to get your
> > greeting card".
> > > > >
> > > > > There's a new card company called "FriendGreetings.com". When you
> > > > > get a card notification from them and click on the link, it will
>take you to their site. You will be notified that you have to install an
> > > > > ActiveX control in order to view the card. When you begin to
>install, the first thing that pops up is what is known as a "EULA" (End User
> > > > > License Agreement). It is very long, and you will not read it.
>They're counting on that. When you scroll to the bottom of it and click "Accept," you
> > > > > have agreed to the terms of the EULA.
> > > > >
> > > > > Part of what you will have agreed to is to have monitoring/spyware
> > > > > software installed on your computer which will periodically report a
> > > > > vast array of data back to the card company. The other part that
> > you've  agreed to is to have the software send mail to EVERY SINGLE ADDRESS
>IN YOUR ADDRESS BOOK.
> > > > >
> > > > > In short, you've voluntarily agreed to install a virus-type
> > > > > product on your machine. This is not a good thing.
> > > > >
> > > > > See: http://news.zdnet.co.uk/story/0,,t269-s2124528,00.html for
> > > > > details.
> > > > >
> > > > > Since there is no virus in the email, and since you're VOLUNTARILY
> > > > > agreeing to install the ActiveX component, VIRUS CHECKERS WILL NOT
> > CATCH  THIS.
> > > > >
> > > > > To repeat: DO NOT OPEN EMAIL ATTACHMENTS when you are not
> > > > > expecting them, and DO NOT RUN ANYTHING FROM THE INTERNET WHICH
> > > > > REQUIRES A EULA AGREEMENT.
> > > > >
> > > > > Click on this site to view information stating the above
> > > > > information is TRUE.
> > > > > Urban Legends Reference Pages: Search Engine
> > > > >
> > > > > Contact me with questions.
> > > > > ______________________
> > > > > Jim Willingham, CFCE
> > > > > Investigator
> > > > > Denton County Criminal DA
> > > > > Denton, TX 76202
> > > > > 940-349-2696
> > > > > jim.willingham@dentoncounty.com

PUZZLED?
> >A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
> >me...I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
> >started."
> >Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's
> >finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's
> >a tiger."
> >
> >Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She
> >lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the
> >table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box,
> >then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're
     not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a
> >tiger."
> >
> >He holds her hand and says, "Secondly, I'd like you to relax. Let's
> >have a cup of coffee, then...........", he sighed, "let's put all these
> >Frosted Flakes back in the box."

Speaking of juvenile behavior, this is why wives complain