Best E-mails of the Week 11/7/04.
Due to the ever-increasing cost of postage, and my decreasing ability to write
legibly,
------here is my card to cover every holiday of the rest of our lives.
Happy Holidays
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Hearty Congratulations, President and Mrs. Bush !
May the confidence of the American people inspire you
to accomplish much in your new term of office !!
Best wishes for your continued health, and that of our
nation ! I am sure I speak on behalf of many of my
fellow citizens in New Hampshire !
Sincerely, Rose _____
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Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection, and
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough,
who has a bun in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly
father, Pop Tart.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay
their respects, including Mrs. Buttersworth, Hungry Jack, The California Raisins, Betty
Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with
flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never
knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later
life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart "cookie", wasting
much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll
model for millions.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes
Pete
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