Best E-mails of the Week 11/2/03

 


 

 

 

OHHH  NOOO !! 

 

 

There are witches in my mailbox.
What am I to do?

I found them there this morning,
doing things they shouldn't do!!

How the witches got there,
I haven't got a clue.


But they won't be there much longer
because I'm sending them to

YOU!!!!!!

 

 

 

You've been Witch Kissed!


Before the warts begin to spread,


pass the kisses on instead! 

 

 

Halloween was great, with beautiful, mild weather.

Here are our landlords, really!

They had candy for 700 trick or treaters.  We ran out at 450.

 

This is me dressed as Aaron Burr of course.

 

Mary as Dolley Madison, (Burr's friend).

Anyone who has unique info on Dolley is invited to share it with me for the new book Dick Cote is writing.

Our friend Michelle made this pizza costume for her son.

 

 

 

A French teacher was explaining to her class that in French, unlike English,
nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" is feminine -
"la maison." "Pencil" is masculine - "le crayon." A student asked, "What
gender is a 'computer'?" Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the
class into two groups - male and female - and asked them to decide for
themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each
group was asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.


The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine
gender ("la computer"), because:


1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible
later review. and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half
your salary on accessories for it.


The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine
("le computer") because:


1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves.
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE
the problem, and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little
longer, you could have gotten a better model.

 

Four men were driving across the country. Each one was from a different
> state:
> Idaho, Nebraska, Florida and New York. Shortly after the trip began the
> man from
> Idaho started pulling potatoes from his bag and throwing them out of the
> window.
>
> "What the heck are you doing?" demanded the Nebraskan.
>
> "We have so many of these darn things in Idaho, I am just sick of
> looking at them!"
>
> A moment later the guy from Nebraska began pulling ears of corn from his
> bag and
> tossing them from the window.
>
> "What are you doing that for?" Asked the guy from Florida.
>
> "We have so many of these things in Nebraska, I am just sick of looking
> at them!"
>
> Inspired, the guy from Florida opened the car door and pushed the New
> Yorker out.

Touché Gerry, but if I got pushed out I hope we would be driving across Florida.

Or does this refer to the Marlins dumping the Yankee hope for another World Series victory?

 

 

 

 

California Nightmare!

 

 

 

This TV truck was engulfed in flames right after this picture was taken.

 

 

                                                                                                             Smog?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 
This is wonderful-  You really must try to open it!!

(Newer pictures for the interview with God)
 

Click on below...






Interview With God
 

 

 

 

 

You are being watched by Jim!

This is his skydiving helmet to record all the action, like these shots below!

 

 

 

Some of the shingles are on the house now.

Pete  

 

 

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