It was Halloween and three vampires went into a bar.
"What will you have?" asked the bartender.
"I'll have a glass of blood," replied the first.
"I'll have a glass of blood too please," said the second.
"I'll have a glass of plasma," said the third.
"OK, let me get this straight, " said the bartender,
"That'll be two bloods and a blood light?"
We normally get a few hundred trick or treaters,
but none like this!
http://www.uk-bug.co.uk/socks.swf
Here's the next piece of land I want to subdivide,
but the wetlands would be a problem.
I don't think it would be as nice as this lot Mary and I just sold.
I've been on this job every day for 2 1/2 months (usually at 7am)
What a great view of the cornfield and valley!
Custody Battle Ruling
A seven year old boy was at the center of a courtroom
drama this morning when he challenged a court ruling over who
should have custody of the boy. The
boy has a history of being
beaten by his parents and the judge awarded custody to his
aunt. The boy confirmed that his aunt beat him more than his
parents and refused to live there. When the judge suggested
that he live with his grandparents. The boy cried out that they
beat him more than anyone. The judge dramatically allowed
the boy to choose who should have custody of him. Custody
was granted to the Kansas City Chiefs this morning as the boy
firmly believes that they are not capable of beating anyone.
Subject: Fw: Awesome Paint Job / Keep Him Walking -
How Cool Is This???
- Check out what some of our boys overseas did to their helicopter.
- The story is: this very special Mi-24 helicopter is presently flying in Afghanistan, where it is no doubt causing quite a stir.
- God Bless the U.S.A.
Pete
