Best E-mails of the Week 10/13/02
I just read Lisa Beamer's NYTimes best seller Let's Roll about flight 93 crashing in Pennsylvania.
This site (with music) ends with her husband Todd's theme.
(Left click on this web address below, and then return to Best Emails)
Subject: Fw: Blonde Joke...
My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway, the
other
day, just jumping for joy! She said, "Honey, I have some really great
news for you!"
I said, "Great. Tell me what you're so happy about."
She stopped jumping up and down, when she told me that she was
pregnant! I was ecstatic! We had been trying for a while, so I grabbed
her and
kissed her on the lips and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be
happier!"
Then, she said "Oh, honey. There's more." I asked, "What do you mean
'more'?"
She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have
TWINS!"
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked
her
how she knew.
She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought
the twin-pack home pregnancy test kit and both tests came out
positive!
Following up on the smiley gram from last week that sent emails to
people from my email address, I asked a pro if there is a way to
find this hacker:
Dear Dotster:
"One of your customers is a hacker who hit us with a virus.
Smiley grams seemed to be helping a friend I know,
and instead resulted in my sending out 5 emails that seem to come from me.
It is a pyramid problem that you must stop
.
Here is what my other friend says: (See above)
:
Please contact me that you cancelled these criminals.
Pete
Response (Customer Care
Representative) - 10/10/2002 11:17 AM
Thank you for notifying us of this problem.
We do not support any type of unsolicited mail.
We will take the appropriate action to stop this from happening again.
I am terribly sorry for the inconvenience.
Pam and Fred told us to check out these shows.
Mary and I are seeing the Phily show. "Varekai".
Reviews next week!
Here's a cartoon site if you like Pavarotti singing to elephants!
(Click on June 11.)
http://www.rathergood.com/elephants
Christian pictures:
Pictures below are from a beach in Maryland. Isn't the artwork awesome?
The man creates new ones each day, as the ocean washes away his work every day.
Pete
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