Best E-mails of the Week 10/10/04.
What a week in baseball coming up as the Yanks face the Red Sox!
12th inning winning run against the Twins
"I was going no matter what," Jeter said. "I just told Sojo, 'I'm going to go on anything.' Sometimes you've got to force the guys to make plays."
Matsui lashed Romero's first pitch to right fielder Jacque Jones, who caught it and fired off line to the plate. First baseman Matthew LeCroy cut off the throw and Jeter slid in ahead of his relay throw, leaping at the plate before his teammates mobbed him.
Joanne visited this weekend.
Subject: Thought you might
get a chuckle out of this!
How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way
Instructions on how to clean your toilet
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The
cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come
from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5.
Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and
rinse".
6. Have
someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people
between the bathroom and the front door.
7.
Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The
cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run
outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both
the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
Pete,
Caleb, Nancy, Ethan and I are in the diagonal in the left N.
Pete
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