Best E-mails of the Week 9/15/02
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A Guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football
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couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty > much every day. > She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; she would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around furtively, then speak to them. > > Generally the people would respond negatively and she would wander off, but occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money and something she carried in her bag. > > The couple assumed she was selling drugs, and debated calling the cops, but since they didn't know for sure they just continued to watch her. > After a couple of weeks the wife said,> > "Honey, have you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices?" He hadn't, and said so. > > Then she said, "Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what she's really doing." > > Well, the plan went off without a hitch and the wife was almost hopping up and down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave. The man walked up the beach and met his wife at the road. > > "Well, Is she selling drugs?" she asked excitedly. > > "No, she's not," he said, enjoying this probably more than he should have. > > "Well, What is it, then? What does she do?" his wife fairly shrieked. > > The man grinned and said, "She's a battery salesperson." > > "Batteries?" cried the wife. > > "Yes," he replied. > > (Now this is going to kill you. . . .} > > SCROLL DOWN .... > > " > > " > > " > > " > > " > > " > > " > > " > > (You're gonna hate me for this... > > " > > " > > " > > " > > " > > " > > " > > " > > " > > " > > " > > She sells C cells down by the sea shore > > |
For some
reason this reminds me of the native American who bought a membership in the
yacht club for his son. He wanted to have a red son in the sail set.
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A well known speaker started off his seminar by holding up
a $20.00 bill.
In the room of 200, he asked, Who would like this $20 bill? Hands started going up. He said, I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this. He proceeded to crumple the bill up. He then asked. Who still wants it? Still the hands were up in the air.
Well, he replied, Now who still wants it? Still the hands went into the air.
My friends, we We feel as though we are worthless. But no matter what has
happened or Remember that amateurs built the ark. And remember, wealth is not measured by what you have, but by who you are. |
Here is
my wife's sister's husband's son's sister's husband's son at 17 months. Did I get you all in sunny Florida Sue?
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Here is a site that in
no way represents Greg's UConn class schedule http://www.chicagocircle.com/links/my_schedule.html Some say we are a nation of office workers who sit on our butts all day in front of a monitor, and then we go home at night and sit on our butts in front of a monitor.
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AND YOU THINK YOUR HAVING A BAD DAY AT WORK !!
Although this looks like a picture taken from a Hollywood movie, it is in fact a real photo,
taken near the South African coast during a military exercise by the British Navy.
Sure! Here is another "real photo" that I fixed just like the hoax above that we all read about on AOL this past week. But I made the shark gigantic!
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Believing everything I see, Pete
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