Best E-mails of the Week 09/12/04.
Pete, a little humor for your website for the 'over 50 crowd!'
My ABC's
A is for Apple, and
B is for Boat, That used to be right, But now it won't float!
Age before Beauty is what we once said, But let's be a bit more real instead.
Now A's for arthritis;
B's the bad back,
C is the chest pains, perhaps car-d-iac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
H is high blood pressure--I'd rather it low;
I for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow!
P for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good
as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T for Tinnitus; there's bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; big troubles with flow;
V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy," you know.
W is for worry, NOW what's going 'round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y is another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest that I still have-- in my mind.
I've survived all
the symptoms, my body's deployed, and I've kept twenty-six 'doctors' fully
employed!!!.
Here is nephew Bob and Jenny -
guess where.
See more pictures Bob took at this web site:
http://community.webshots.com/scripts/misc.fcgi?action=invitePickup&uri=album/186371164TaFcVR
Spending a year in college in Europe is the way to go!
Subject: Johns Hopkins Hospital Report
Johns Hopkins has recently sent
this out in their Newsletters.
This information is being circulated at
Walter Reed
Army Medical Center.
Dioxin Carcinogens causes cancer. Especially breast cancer. Donąt freeze
your plastic water bottles with water as this also releases dioxin in the
plastic. Dr. Edward Fujimoto from Castle hospital was on a TV program
explaining this health hazard. (He is the manager of the Wellness Program at
the hospital.) He was talking about dioxin and how bad they are for us. He
said that we should not be heating our food in the microwave using plastic
containers. This applies to foods that contain fat. He said that the
combination of fat, high heat and plastics releases dioxin into the food and
ultimately into the cells of the body. Dioxin are carcinogens and highly
toxic to the cells of our bodies. Instead, he recommends using glass,
Corning Ware, or ceramic containers for heating food. You get the same
results............. without the Dioxin.
So such things as TV dinners, instant ramen and soups, etc., should be
removed from the container and heated in something else. Paper isnąt bad
but you don't know what is in the paper. Just safer to use tempered glass,
Corning Ware, etc. He said we might remember when some of the fast food
restaurants moved away from the foam containers to paper. The dioxin problem
is one of the reasons.
To add to this: Saran wrap placed over foods as they are nuked, with the
high heat, actually drips poisonous toxins into the food, use paper towels.
Pass this on to your family & friends & those that are important in your
life!
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On the other hand,
This is pure pseudo-science JUNK. Just because something is
"circulating" at Walter Reed gives it NO SCIENTIFIC
STANDING!!!!!!!!!!!!! This (garbage) is also "circulating" in your inbox.
Delete it and forget it.
Jo Wolf
Martinez, Georgia
An interesting website.
Here's my cousin Melissa with her husband Paul on Friday.
Mary and I are unseen in the pew behind Paul.
What a magnificent wedding and reception!
This is an article I am proposing for our local newspaper: In association with the Columbia University School of Engineering and Applied Science, about fifty engineers gathered in Lakeside, Connecticut for a reunion of Camp Columbia alumni. Dean Zvi Galil and others reminisced about the 120-year history of the camp grounds. During the summers, engineering students learned surveying and other practical techniques that could not be taught at the city’s Morningside Heights campus. Bonds of friendship developed among the students who attended the program before it ended almost 40 years ago. They reunited four years ago, and again this past Saturday. Under a party tent, they shared stories of their experiences as urban college students in Litchfield County. Among the amusing anecdotes were stories of attempts to get a cow to walk up the stairs of the stone water tower, and placing peanut butter and feathers on an engineering student camper at Bantam Lake. The stone water tower shown was built by students gathering rocks from a nearby stone wall. Builders poured concrete around an old silo form, and clad the structure with the stones to support a raised water tank. The mostly retired engineers recalled when Dwight Eisenhower was president of Columbia University before he was elected US President in 1952. A letter read by one alumnus told how Eisenhower came into a University class room and sat next to him when he was a student. The audience shed tears as the alum described that he was a prisoner of war in World War II. He remembered when he heard Eisenhower on the radio telling Nazi soldiers they would be fully prosecuted if they harmed American POW’s. He was honored years later to meet Eisenhower personally. Also present was the wife of another Camp Columbia alum. She served on the Board of Trustees when Columbia decided to sell the land to the State of Connecticut instead of to developers for a greater profit. But the moderated joked that the actual acreage of the tract varies from 400 to 650 because it was so often surveyed by students, who came up with different answers!
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Classroom building now boarded up.
The water tower with stairs to the top.
Camp Columbia Alumni and me on the left.
Reminiscing
Here was a math problem one of the engineers gave me.
Can you balance the equation?
Can you figure it out?
12 + 144 + 20 + 3 ^/4 + 5 x 11 = 92 + 0
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Hint: It's a limerick
A blonde (could
be a brunette) calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long
it'll
take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?" The agent replies,
"Just a minute.." "Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up.
Okay Okay Here's the answer:
A dozen a gross and a score
add three times the square root of four
divided by seven
add five times eleven
get nine squared and get nothing more!
Pete
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