Best E-mails of the Week 9/7/03
A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to a dentist. "I want a tooth pulled and I don't want gas because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said. "So just extract the tooth as quickly as possible and we'll be on our way."
The dentist was quite impressed and said, "You certainly are a courageous woman. Which tooth is it?"
The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."
This is nuts! Try it!
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> FOOT / HAND COORDINATION
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> While sitting, make clockwise circles with your right foot.
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> While doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.
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> Your foot will change direction.....and there is nothing you can do to
stop it!
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> This is just one of the reasons that golf is such a difficult
undertaking.
The Bacon Tree
Here is the track for Hurricane Isabel. This might be the end of our gloriously sunny weather:
From Gerry's Florida condo friends Gary and Carol:
We're
parents. 74 cigars!
We were not on the beach delivery room ourselves, but Stephanie of the Broward
County Sea Turtle Conservation Program confirms the following:
Our condo's beach sea turtle nest was a big success:
- 93.7 % hatch rate
- 74 sets of baby sea turtle tracks leading to the ocean
- No signs of any disorientation (babies heading inland rather than out
to sea)
The conservation program people are pleased with the efforts of our building.
We installed new, low walkway lights last year, and in previous years shielded
lights in the parking garage and outside globes. I have probably mentioned it
more than once, but artificial lighting confuses the young turtles, and they
start to crawl inland rather than out to sea. Although we have had nestings in
previous years on our beach, the environmental protection program has always
moved the eggs to a safer locations before this. This year with our
improvements, they felt comfortable leaving the nest for a natural hatch (two
months incubation). They get a better hatch rate on the natural sites in good
locations than they do on the nests that are moved.
One small step...
Why we are proud to be Americans:
Dilbert is just too funny this week:
The masons working on the fireplace were pleased to cut two flues into a smoke chamber as shown.
Now we won't be needing the chimney sweep once we're settled!
Pete
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