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ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds
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AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do
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BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage
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BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with
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CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate
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COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
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ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living
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EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist
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HEROES: What a guy in a boat does
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LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money
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MISTY: How golfers create divots
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PARADOX: Two physicians
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PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower
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PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm
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POLARIZE: What penguins see with
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PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV
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RELIEF: What trees do in the spring
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RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife
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SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does
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SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official