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> SECRET TO A HAPPY LIFE?
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> A walker noticed an old lady  sitting on her front step, so he
> walked up to
> her and said,  "I couldn't  help noticing how happy you look!
>  What is your
> secret for such a  long, happy life?" 
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>
>
> "I smoke ten cigars a day," she said.   "Before I  go to bed,
> I smoke a nice
> big joint.  Apart from that, I drink a whole  bottle of Jack
> Daniels every
> week, and eat only junk food.  On week-ends, I  pop pills and
> do no exercise at
> all."
>
> "That is absolutely amazing at  your age!", says the walker.
> "How old are
> you?"
>
> "Twenty-four," she  replied.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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Cool card trick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C96Hc1m7pRU

 

That's all folks!

Pete

 

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