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Best E-mails of the Week 05/29/05.

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Since so many newspapers now want your life history

before you can read their opinion and their ads,

(and they want prepaid subscriptions too)

Best Emails should have a new log on requirement too.

How's this form?

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(What is this? The 3 digits on the back you fool!)

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Pete's Best Emails: PO box 8675309 Forgo, North Dakota 10987 USA

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Here's a family scrabble game good for five words at once like the pros.

Sue put down erase to make jibe, er, la and hots.

Later came an eight letter word good for the 50 point bonus:

We hosted a nice lake cruise over Memorial Day

This paddle boat took our friends around the lake

Captain Scott in full riverboat uniform.

From inside we could eat, drink and see the views.

Greg, (far right) worked as bartender.

He was refused a tip jar, especially when he wanted to put up a sign:

"$5.00 minimum"! :)

All the people on shore waved to us.

How much more Americana can you get?

Hope you had a nice Memorial Day too.

Pete