Best E-mails of the Week
May 21, 2006
Here is a shot on Mother's Day with my two favorite sons!
I can't believe Andrew is now five months and getting two teeth already.
Alexander had his Gymnastic Olympics on Saturday and earned his first trophy.
We are very proud of him.
Love,
Anita
Enjoy your sister Latishna and Matt's wedding this weekend Anita!
Mary is looking forward to it.
And now, here are wedding pictures:
Tish and Matt the night before the wedding
John Manfred Sue Mary Gretchen Liz Roxie Ray
Mom Flo Joe Jean Tish Matt Anita Brad Andrew
Landon Alexander
Jean's immediate family
4 and 5 year old cousins
Mary and Andrew
Volunteer Medic and firefighter Matt and new wife Latishna leaving their
wedding in style!
Here are more pictures from the formal wedding pictures web site:
The Evolution of Dance 6 minute video
by Comedian Justin Laipply
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg
There has been a lot about animal intelligence in the news
this week.
Apes planning ahead and communicating in sentences, etc.
Here are some interesting videos of other ingenious
animals.
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If you ever testify in court,
you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman.
He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial.
The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility....
Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?"
A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of
the offender,
running
several blocks away."
Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?"
A: "The officer who responded to the scene."
Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender.
Do you trust your fellow officers?"
A: "Yes, sir. With my life."
Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then officer.
Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily
duties?"
A: "Yes sir, we do!"
Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?"
A: "Yes sir, I do."
Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?"
A: "Yes sir."
Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life,
you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same
officers?"
A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex,
and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room."
The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called.
The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's "Best Comeback" line
-- and we think he'll win.
Thanks Lou for sending your crew to build the deck on
Mary and my commercial building.
We got soaked didn't we?
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The best part was listening to the No Repeat Workday
rock and roll station.
When I told Chris they repeated Hotel California by the Eagles, he
called his friend there.
They acknowledged us working at our job on the air, but DJ Pam Landry zinged
us good.
She dedicated to us the song Dude Looks Like a Lady !
Moral of the Story: Don't mess with the guys with the mike. :)
It turned out great! In between the rains, Chris' crew
finished the plywood, and set down a tarp.
Interesting Wood Carvings - Not reported as computer generated:
Here is the recipe for Whip Sillabub served at our
History Museum last week:
Take a pint of thick Cream and half a pint of wine.
The Juice of two oranges or Lemons & grate in the peal of two Lemons
Half a pound of double refined sugar_
switch it well in an earthen pan, then pour a little Sillabub wine into the
glass.
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Wife Name 3 Horse "
PAUL 'SICK' OF STORMY HEATHER
By TODD VENEZIA
May 19, 2006 -- Paul McCartney's marriage is beyond
"Help"- because he's "sick and tired" of his wife's constant nagging, according
to published reports.
"Enough is enough," he told pals before making the blockbuster announcement
Wednesday that he is going to split up with the ex-model, The Sun newspaper of
London is reporting.
Sir Paul is said to be upset over a campaign of shrew-like behavior by
38-year-old Heather Mills McCartney.
She allegedly belittled him about his age, complained about people he worked
with - and even had the gall to mock the most famous songwriter in pop-music
history because his most recent album did not do as well as he had hoped, The
Daily Telegraph of Australia reported.
For her part, Heather has been telling friends that the former Beatle is
equally to blame - for not showing much concern when she was forced to deal with
complications from her leg, which was amputated in 1993 after a motorcycle
accident.
"They had a real humdinger of a row," the Mirror of London reported. "She
accused him of not caring enough about her."
McCartney - a romantic heartthrob to millions and a famous animal lover -
felt he was falsely accused of having a cold heart.
"Paul decided he'd had enough," the Mirror said. "He's someone who's had
adulation and praise almost all his life, but he felt with Heather he could
never do right."
Yesterday, McCartney continued to deny the press accounts of his breakup.
"Seeing that so many inaccurate stories have been written at the moment about
Heather and myself, all I can ask people to do is not believe them and
understand that most of what is coming out is made up and entirely false," he
said in a message on his Web site yesterday.
Ingenious Pete 