Can't give you the site 'cause it has my email, but here is the final scene.
Puzzle
Click here: http://www.riversongs.com/Flas/today.swf
This is funny for those of you who do eBay
You might have to copy it into your web browser.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4146756343#ebayphotohosti
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What's worse?
Working under this type of lift, or welding near the gas tank?
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At the local boy scout steak dinner last night, we discussed the story
about the scouts working on repair of an outboard motor, when suddenly it exploded into flames.
The scout telling the story quickly gathered the younger scouts and backed them away from the fire.
He was surprised to see his dad running away by himself.
He didn't think his dad was scared of much.
When they all returned, he could hardly look his father in the eye, because he was ashamed to be the son of a coward.
Then they noticed that the gas can was gone. His dad had run it back from the flames after they started.
ARE WE TOO QUICK TO JUDGE THE WORSE IN PEOPLE?
But another version is So what if he ran without the gas can?
If he knew his son and the younger scouts would not be hurt,
must he be the hero at every opportunity?
At an airport one night
With several long hours
Before her flight.
She hunted for a book
In the airport shop,
Bought a bag of cookies
And found a place to drop.
She was engrossed in her book
But happened to see,
That the man sitting beside her,
As bold as could be,
Grabbed a cookie or two
From the bag in between,
Which she tried to ignore
To avoid a scene.
So she munched the cookies
And watched the clock,
As the gutsy cookie thief
Diminished her stock.
She was getting more irritated
As the minutes ticked by,
Thinking, "If I wasn't so nice,
I would blacken his eye."
With each cookie she took,
He took one too,
When only one was left,
She wondered what he would do.
With a smile on his face,
And a nervous laugh,
He took the last cookie
And broke it in half.
He offered her half,
As he ate the other,
She snatched it from him
And thought... ooh, brother!
This guy has some nerve
And he's also rude,
Why he didn't even show
Any gratitude!
She had never known
When she had been so galled,
And sighed with relief
When her flight was called.
She gathered her belongings
And headed to the gate,
Refusing to look back
At the thieving ingrate.
She boarded the plane,
And sank in her seat,
Then she sought her book,
Which was almost complete.
As she reached in her baggage,
She gasped with surprise,
There was her bag of cookies,
In front of her eyes.
If mine are here,
She moaned in despair,
The others were his,
And he tried to share.
Too late to apologize,
She realized with grief,
That she was the rude one,
The ingrate, the thief!
How many times have we absolutely known that something was a certain
way, only to discover later that what we believed to be true...was not?
Keep An Open Mind And An Open Heart, Because...... You Just Never
Know... Ya might be eating someone else's cookies.
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APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS Name of Boyfriend/Fiancι/Husband: ________________________________ I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period: Time of return ___________________________ Date: Time of departure: NOT to exceed: _______________________ Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my cell after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fiancι/wife retains the right to be angry with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever.
Amount of alcohol allowed (units) Beer Wine Liquor Total ______________________ Locations to be visited _________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________________ Females with whom conversation is permitted _______________________________ IMPORTANT EXOTIC DANCER CLAUSE: Not with standing the female contact permitted above, I promise to refrain from coming within one hundred (100) feet of an exotic dancer. Violation of this Clause shall be grounds for immediate termination of the relationship. I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the trousers in our relationship, and I agree its not me. I promise to abide by your rules & regulations. I understand that this is going to cost me a fortune in chocolates & flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to take you on an unlimited shopping spree, should I not return home by the approved time. On my way home, I will not pick a fight with any stranger, nor shall I conduct in depth discussions with the said entity. Upon my return home, I will refrain from waking you up, breathing my vile breath in your face, or behaving like a drunken rabbit. I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none compared to my BETTER half), the above information is correct. Signed - Boyfriend/Fiancι/Husband: ____________________________ Request is: APPROVED ________________ DENIED ___________________________ This decision is not negotiable. If approved, cut permission slip below and carry at all times. " Permission for my boyfriend/fiancι/husband to be away for the following period of time: Date: ______ Time of departure: ___________________ Time of return:___________ Signed Girlfriend/Fiancι/Wife: _____________________________
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APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE GIRLS Name of Girlfriend/Fiancι/Partner/Wife: Im going out. Signed: (me)______________
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Pete
