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> >Alice was to bake a cake for the church ladies' group bake sale, but
>she
> >forgot to do it until the last minute.
> >
> >She baked an angel food cake and when she took it from the oven, the
>center
> >had dropped flat.
> >
> >She said, "Oh dear, there's no time to bake another cake."
> >
> >So, she looked around the house for something to build up the center
>of the
> >cake.
> >
> >Alice found it in the bathroom ... a roll of toilet paper.
> >
> >She plunked it in and covered it with icing.
> >
> >The finished product looked beautiful, so she rushed it to the church.
>
> >
> >Before she left the house, Alice had given her daughter some money and
>
> >specific instructions to be at the bake sale the minute it opened, and
>to
> >buy that cake and bring it home.
> >
> >When the daughter arrived at the sale, the attractive cake had already
>been
> >sold.
> >
> >Alice was beside herself.
> >
> >The next day, Alice was invited to a friend's home where two tables of
>
> >bridge were to be played that afternoon.
> >
> >After the game, a fancy lunch was served, and to top it off, the cake
>in
> >question was presented for dessert.
> >
> >Alice saw the cake, she started to get out of her chair to rush into
>the
> >kitchen to tell her hostess all about it, but before she could get to
>her
> >feet, one of the other ladies said, "What a beautiful cake!"
> >
> >Alice sat back in her chair when she heard the hostess (who was a
>prominent
> >church member) say .
> >
> >"Thank you, I baked it myself."

You have to be reading www.Dilbert.com every morning like I do. It's hilarious!

Also, this week I solved every www.Jumble.com puzzle. Watch out the next time we play Scrabble, Sue and Manfred!

From www.DearAbby.com that I also read every day:

CONFIDENTIAL TO MY JEWISH READERS: A happy Passover, everyone!

We are looking forward to seeing Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers in concert.

I went to www.ticketmaster.com and bought my tickets, competing with everyone else

for good seats when it started at 10am yesterday.

They email you the tickets to print out yourself.

Here's mine, edited, so you can't copy it, print it out, and be in my seat when I get there!

Pete,

Some pictures....our trip to AZ over the holidays.

The first pic is of me and my parents, Glen & Diane V. taken in Oatman, AZ. The other is of Ray, feeding the burros that come right down into the streets of Oatman when the shops open at 10 AM. My dad is along side Ray. We traveled by car on Route 66 to get to Oatman, a very old, neat town with shops and locals, enjoying a leisurely life.

Rox

Thanks Roxie!

And here is Dale with Minnie.