Best Emails of the Week
April 22, 2007
I wore my maroon and orange on Friday to support Katie's University:
Virginia Tech: We will prevail (CNN video)
At Three minutes and Four seconds
after 2 AM on the 6th of May this year,
time and date will be 02:03:04 05/06/07.
This will never happen again in our lifetime.
Interesting storm this week. I would have had to use a different club over this water hazard.
But after each storm can be a rainbow, perhaps like this one Jim sent.
We live in such a beautiful world.
Check out these photos Rich sent:
Mary and I had a nice tour of the local waterfowl sanctuary. See pictures and video here.
Things to think about
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> I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
> Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a
> rest.
> Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all
> right now.
> The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
> The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his
> work.
> To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
> When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
> The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at
> large.
> A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
> A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened
> criminal.
> Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
> We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
> When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.
> The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky
> ground.
> The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
> If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
> A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
> What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway)
> A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
> Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
> A backward poet writes inverse.
> In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count
> that votes.
> A chicken crossing the road: Poultry in motion.
> If you don't pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed.
> With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
> Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show you A-flat miner.
> When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
> The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
> A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulting in Linoleum
> Blownapart.
> You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
> He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
> A calendar's days are numbered.
> A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
> A boiled egg is hard to beat.
> He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
> A plateau is a high form of flattery.
> Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
> When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
> When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
> Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
> Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
> Acupuncture: A jab well done.
> *
Pete
