There was a lady who computed her taxes for 2003 and discovered that
she owed $3407. She packaged up her payment and included this letter:
Dear IRS:
Enclosed is my 2003 Tax Return & payment.
Please take note of the attached article from the USA Today newspaper.
In the article, you will see that the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for
hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat.
Please find enclosed four toilet seats (value $2400) and
six hammers (value $1029).
This brings my total payment to $3429.00.
Please note the overpayment of $22.00 and apply it to the
"Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return.
Might I suggest you send the above mentioned fund a "1.5 inch screw."
(See attached article...HUD paid $22.00 for a 1.5 inch Phillips Head
Screw.)
It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward
to paying it again next year.
Sincerely,
Kathy Franklin
A Satisfied Tax Payer
Raf is helping us organize the basement from a storage pit to a reasonably accessible space.
First I went to
http://www.drmarlo.com/AdviceCorner.html
and read the section about making chores fun and not drudgery.
I said Don't Worry Be Happy.
Is this web site a repeat or just updated at the end?
(Freud loves me.)
http://www.klub-odgik.org.pl/bajerne/be_happy.swf
Here's Raf afterwards, taking a well deserved rest after a great job. Sorry pic is dark.
This is black powder smoke successfully discharged outside our house.
Both pistols work great.
Landon's 3rd birthday party had a fire truck theme.
Here's the cake Sue made for the occasion.
And here is his cousin Alexander, who loves to play outside, while his dad Brad serves in Baghdad.
Anita has him enrolled in several activities as they await Brad's triumphant return.
The Home Opener for the Boston Red Sox at Fenway Stadium will be on Good Friday.
Catholic Fans have asked the Archdiocese for a special ruling that they can eat hot dogs at the stadium.
But the bishop recommends fish sticks instead.
I guess the Bambino curse will still be on for '04.
