Some interesting Landscape Architecture pictures on this site:

http://www.wtv-zone.com/grandstaff/harbourlights.html

(But I didn't read the wording.)

 

 

Here's another site featuring the Weird Al Yankevich song parody about Chinese Food

to the music by Harry Chapin called Cat's in the Cradle:

http://www.elfrigo.org/flash/chowmein.htm

 

Two men are driving through Louisiana when they get
>pulled over by a
>>State Trooper. The cop walks up and taps on the
>window with his nightstick.
>>The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop
>smacks him in the head with the stick.
>>"What was that for?" the driver asks.
>>"You're in Louisiana, Boy," the trooper answers.
>"When we pull you over,
>>you'd better have your license ready when we get to
>your car."
>>"I'm sorry, officer," the driver says, "I'm not from
>around here."
>>The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's
>clean--and gives the guy his license back.
>>The trooper then walks around to the passenger side
>and taps on the window.
>>The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the
>trooper smacks him on he head with the nightstick.
>>"What'd you do that for?" the passenger asks.
>>"Just making your wish come true," replies the
>trooper.
>>"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asks.
>>"Because I know," the trooper says, "that two miles
>down the road you're
>>gonna turn to your buddy and say, "I wish that
>jerk would've tried that with me!"

A blonde female police officer pulled over a blonde woman for speeding. The blonde cop approached the car and asked the blonde for her driver's license.  The blonde driver asked, "What does a driver's license look like?" as she searched through her purse.  The blonde cop said, "It's that little thing with your picture on it."  The Driver pulled out her compact, opened it, looked in the mirror and handed it to the officer.  The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the blonde and said, "If you'd told me you were a police officer, we could have avoided all this.

 

 

 

 

If we lost the War?

Gas is heading up they say, but hopefully not to $17.00 per gallon yet!

 

 

 

 

Does anyone know what Blondie's maiden name was before she married Dagwood in like 1930?

 

Can you read this correctly?

"A bottle of bottled water held 30 little turtles. It didn't matter that each turtle had to rattle a metal ladle in order to get a little bit of noodles, a total turtle delicacy. The problem was that there were many turtle battles for less than oodles of noodles."

 

 

 

 

 

Pete