January 31

But we completed the geothermal drilling for free for this Habitat for Humanity House, which we will heat and cool.

"Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that have a love for
words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to
write with a broken pencil is pointless." A competition to see who can
come up with the best lexphillies is held every year in an undisclosed
location.

.. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

.. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

.. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.

.. The batteries were given out free of charge.

    .. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

.. A will is a dead giveaway.

.. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

.. A boiled egg is hard to beat.

.. When you've seen one shopping Center you've seen a mall.

.. Police were called to a day care Center where a three-year-old was
resisting a rest.

.. Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's
all right now.

    .. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

.. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

.. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

.. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

    .. When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.

.. Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.

    And the cream of the wretched crop:

.. Those who get too big for their pants will be exposed in the end.