Best E-mails of the Week January 8, 2006

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Can he extend it to three straight super bowl wins?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It seems like the men are striking back after last week's 3 kings joke     :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For those of you who received holiday gift certificate cards that you really can't use,

 

go here to trade them in or cash in for 70 cents on the dollar!

 

http://www.certificateswap.com/

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here is a game with your cursor,

but be warned, keep your sound off,

and be prepared to be scared if you touch the edges of the maze!

http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/6489/a-maze-ing_new_cursor3.swf

 

 

Here is a driveway Kenny and I built for a neighbor whose old driveway used to be too steep.

It used to extend from the excavator to the road at the black mail box for a 25% grade.

It's still steep, but not as bad as it was!

 

 

Here is a building lot Mary and I bought a few years ago near Orlando.

It seems like the neighbor has been mowing half the grass for us.  - Okayyyy.      (with a capital K)

 

Here is a new lot we bought this week on the left up near Daytona Beach.

This County Road needs some maintenance.

On the Best emails home page is a close up of the vegetation at the center of this lot.

These lots cost as much as a car today, but as the new houses get built near them,

they should prove to be good investments we hope.

 

 

 



 

 

I'm looking forward to seeing the new play out "The Duel",

Burr and Hamilton apparently used water pistols,

 and wore these hats on a July morning.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Subject: Another Bill Clinton review

 

 

 

No, you don't have to read the books, and the entire
book report is very short, below.




Book Reports

Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" &
"My Life" by Bill Clinton. One smart alec student
turned in the following book report, with the
proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:

Titanic: $29.99

Clinton: $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read  



Titanic:  The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden
love, and
subsequent  catastrophe.



Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden
love, and
subsequent  catastrophe.  



Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton:  Bill is a b   s   artist. 



Titanic:  Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton:  Monica's forced to return her gifts. 



Titanic:  Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her
life.
Clinton:  Clinton doesn't remember Jack. 




Titanic:  Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton:  Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the
same thing.
 

 

 

 

Pete

 

  

 

 

 

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